Dog Horoscopes
Scorpio Dog Horoscope
Scorpio: Paragon (October 23 – November 21)
1. There is a great strength of character hidden beneath the silky coat of the Scorpio Dog. On the outside, it will be necessary to watch out for the tail, which is capable of expressing much more feeling that that of any other dog.
2. The Scorpio Dog will be a formidable dog to live up to, since this dog considers himself or herself to be the perfect dog.
3. The life of the Scorpio Dog has but one purpose…self-mastery, which will occupy this dog as long as he or she lives. Sadly, few if any manage to achieve such perfection, often leaving the Scorpio Dog with a personality which is as difficult for the dog to understand as it is for his or her owner.
4. The Scorpio Dog will either be a best friend or a worst enemy.
5. These dogs love and hate and never forget, if this dog is wronged in any way, then he or she will never forget. On the other hand, they will also never forget when he or she is treated well.
6. This sign is an ideal one for bloodhounds, cocker spaniels, or any dog who needs an acute sense of smell. The sexual prowers of the male Scorpio Dog also makes him an excellent breeder.
7. Physically, the Scorpio Dog is thick-set with handsome features, but is not one to reveal feelings through body language. Inscrutable is a word that probably best describes this dog. If the Scorpio Dog is being scolded for some gross misdemeanor, then he or she will calmly sit there as though being told a bedtime story. Moreover, in the midst of a “rant and rave” for any reason, this dog will most probably simply fall asleep.
8. Both genders possess a deep interest in mating. Unfortunately, neutering or spaying does not seem to help much…particularly in the female. Some owners claim that the best answer is to allow her to have at least one litter.
10. It will be important for any owner of a Scorpio Dog to remember that, as the human, he or she will always be bigger than this dog. Even when the Scorpio Dog attempts to tower over an owner by leaping upon the table, the human should remind himself or herself of that fact.
11. On the whole, the Scorpio Dog will be a healthy specimen with tremendous powers of physical endurance. Thus, he or she is not one to spend long at the vet’s office or run up large veterinarian bills. Where there is Scorpio Dog, then there should always be a dog-run house.
12. The Scorpio Dog demands (and gets) a full eight hours of undisturbed sleep every night and those hours of rest will be spent in the warmest and most comfortable place…even if that just happens to be the chair where his or her owner wanted to watch the late night movie. This behavior is far from ideal to an owner who possesses a nervous temperament or who lives alone.
13.However, most of the invisible beings noted by the Scorpio Dog will be harmless…it will only be when he or she hides under the bed, too frightened to emerge, that the time will have arrived to call in the police.
Taurus Dog Horoscope
Taurus: Strong And Silent (April 20 – May 19)
1. The Taurus Dog is a strong but silent.
2. The Taurus Dog has no problem in doing what is asked, if it is allowed to move freely in the house.
3. It feel like living in heaven when he is close to the Owner. It is necessary to leave something with the Taurus Dog which contains his or her owner’s scent to ensure the comfort and security.
4. Taurus Dog are lazy, they would rather like to sleep than run around and appreciates a comfortable bed having soft blanket on it.
5. Though The Taurus Dog is loyal faithful and easy to train and there is not a posibility for it to ever run away from home. These dogs if possessed with the power of human speech by a stranger, would probably argue more often than not.
6. These dogs are aggressive for food, They love to eat a lot. It is not unusual for the Taurus Dog to dig holes and lay away a goodly supply of kibble for a rainy day.
7. It would be best not to allow this dog to actually see any guests depart, since the Taurus Dog perceives new people as personal possessions and may put up quite a fuss before letting them go.
8. Though the dog doesn’t like to fight If he or she senses the owner is in danger, this dog will abruptly turn into an unusually quick mover.
9. The Taurus Dog loves to be pampered, they’ll probably not even want to run around the yard. But they are fond of having drive in the car having a window open.
10. Everything this dog surveys is considered to be a personal possession…from his or her feeding bowl to the persons who often visits the home.
11. Physically very strong when young, this dog is prone to get fat with age. In fact, it is somewhat rare to find an older Taurus Dog who is not overweight.
12. For the sake of his or her health, it is sometimes necessary to put them on a diet. The Taurus Dog will happily sit for hours listening to the classical music.
Virgo Dog Horoscope
Virgo: Helper (August 22 – September 21)
1. The Virgo Dog is a genuine domestic creature, more resigned than any other Sign of the Zodiac to play the role of pet.
2. In fact, he or she will feel totally comfortable in this position and accept it without a single murmur. This dog will be in his or her element as a friend and companion living with humans, and will strive to be the perfect pet.
3. The Virgo Dog considers being told what to do as a pleasure…it also saves him or her the trouble of having to think up something.
4. There will be no unpleasant surprises for an owner who returns home to the Virgo Dog since this dog is the cleanest and most hygenic of the Zodiac.
5. Physically, the Virgo Dog is strong and muscular but requires a lot of exercise when in good health.
6. The Virgo puppy will be easy to handle in the beginning, but as he or she gets older, trouble is bound to start.
7. The Virgo Dog will never be found sleeping on a hard floor and is sensitive to discomfort in much the same way as the fairytale Princess was to the irritating pea. The
8. Virgo Dog tends to spend a great deal of time in the garden, communing with nature as he or she weeds, digs and generally makes a mess.
9.The Virgo Dog is never happier than when he or she is doing something for the owner. However, this truly helpful dog does not always get it right.
10. As a creature of routine and habit, this dog will expect to be fed and walked at the same time every day. Generally, sheep dogs and working dogs governed by Virgo thrive very nicely, working from dusk until dawn and content in the productive nature of his or her employment. Since Virgo traditionally rules small animals, however, even toy dogs such as chihuahuas tend to flourish under this sign. All Virgo Dogs are loyal and expect the same steadfastness from any owner.
It should be noted, however, that this dog does not take kindly to small children. Being trodden on and grabbed does not suit the Virgo Dog one bit.
Neverthless, he or she will be receptive to cats…a creature this dog appears to adore regardless of shape or color. Indeed, the owner of a Virgo Dog would be well-advised to bring a feline into the home.